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I still remember getting their email wanting to appaear on Real Couples and the rather nice pics they sent of themselves cuddling and doing things of an intimate nature. Being a typical dude I couldn’t help but notice what magnificent tits she had too and upon meeting them on the day at the hotel in South Mimms over drinks at the bar, I told Scott that and he was happy as Larry about it….Well he would be wouldn’t he? She is his girlfriend. To date I have worked with this couple a few times already including a home made movie so it goes without saying this particular mov is them at their newest and I’m sure I detected a certain shyness about Cate which is a bit of a contradiction when u think she is sitting there stark naked being interviewed smoking cigarettes having just finished a rather hot video showing their kinky side.

I think we only filmed it in a hotel because they were already in London that weekend fresh from another shoot. In fact, its fair to say Cate and Scott are part of the new generation of young couples who are embracing a career in porn. Its certainly different to when I first started out at least and seems to be indicative of things to ocme with couples of their generation as Scott put it: They do it at home so to do it in front of someone paying to video them seems a logical and easy step for them. So easy that is, that they casually got inot it smoking cigarettes as Cate administered a blow job on him between puffs, p[assign the cigarette back and forth to each other before getting stuck in to each other with fanny lickings and blowjobs as Scott finger fucked her on the bed with his boner in her mouth.

Now proper rock solid he nailed her where she lay then did her doggy style before she squatted down on him bouncing up and down on his penis like it was a Space Hopper then back in doggy again Scott pounded into her so hard you could her his balls smaking her arse with every thrust and Cate was loving it to the point she was screaming at him not to stop as he was hitting the right spot as her body tensed with a wave of orgasm then relaxed.

Valentina and David are a rare exception in that they came to my attention via an agency who know about what I do and specialise in. Its something I am becoming reknowned for now. The Real Couples dude. Mr Real Couples aka One Eyed Jack. My only reservation with getting couples from modelling agencies is that I feel I am missing the ambience of knowing them directly.

Sure u get to talk to them and get them to look at the site but its not really the same as a couple who have discovered your site on the net and demand (as some have done) to be on it. I love that enthusiasm u get from those couples. Its like its an official affirmation to the world that “Hey, we are a couple!!!!” or as I used to say; that second wedding ring.

Valentina and David are an exception in many other ways too. Anyone who watches a show called Filthy Hot Money will realise that she bears an uncanny remsemblance to Sofia Vergara. Those that don’t know who she is, don’t concern yourself any further with it than the mere fact that Valentina is sexy. Shes sexy and shes from Columbia and shes married to David. A rarity to find a couple in their early 20’s married, and when you listen to their tiny talk about how they met and what they do it makes it seem all the more exciting. So no real surprisies given their adventurous nature that they ended up getting ass nude in front of my trusty vid camera.

It was a real joy to movie some hot passionate loving leading to sex and u can see how keen Valentina gets the moment her lips lock with David and even more so when he trails down to her vag to give her a good licking as she sighs and moans with her eyes rolling dreamily into her head. This is the kind of sex that cannot be bought in more professional productions and even more so what ensued later on but first with the jiggy jiggy. David was pounding Valentinas muff hard into the bed before she got up and took the action to the kitchen to lay on the table and continued to keep Davids cock hard by giving him a foot job. Now that’s a boy who likes his lady when he pays attention to all areas of her body. He continued sliding in and out of her pussy with his cock sucking her toes before flipping her over and doing her doggy style before she laid on her back to take his cock in her arse.

I think they came to my attention through an email with regards to the site and after a few dates we finnaly hit one and agreed to do the shoot at a show flat of one of their friends in the Docklands in the East side of London. They seemed like a quiet but friendly sort of couple and like a lot of Europeans you never know what u are going to get from them as a result but like a lot of Europeans I have worked with Corrinna and Andy did not disappoint and deliverd a nice scene withthem fondling, kissing and groping in front of the mirror before Andy stripped her down slowly exposing and fondling her nice natural non enhanced tits. (So refreshing to download real puppies these days) .

Andy went down on her licking her ho..and so he should, your missus films you with your cock in other chicks pussies and mouths dude. Lick dat vagina boy! Mush! Mush! Andy loves it anyway, and Corinna too by the look on her face. She sucked his dick to full mast before they moved to the bed where she lay down and he slid his old dude in her, popping his head in and out toying with her as she gasped and sighed with pleasure, looking into each others eyes deeply forgetting I was even there, which was cool. I like being part of the wall paper sometimes it has its benefits. Not unlike being a wild life movie maker with a telephoto lense in the jungle filming from the distance while the animals are unaware of your presence.in this case, they were just in that zone where nothing around them mattered but them and the pleasure theywere giving each other as Andy fucked her doggy style and she turned around to taste her vag on his peen. Theres something real horny about girls doing pussy to mouth. Then she sat on him for awhile as he pumped into her pussy groping and fondling her puppies as he banged away then she wanked his weiner into her mouth again before laying on her back where he pounded away into her again, both looking deeply into each others eyes for quite some time giving me pleany of time to get the action covered from different angles as he built up to climax, pulling out and shooting his jizz into her mouth as she dutifully moved forward to catch as much asshe could in her mouth but getting some on her boobies as well and like any dutiful and loving wife, she gave his bell end a good suck before leaning back to let me download the mess he left on her.

Like I said, a amazing couple and we’ll be seeing more of their escapades in the coming months as I’ve already bough t a bunch of shoots they’ve done together and I’ve singled out a special shoot for our 100th addition to this site so keep coming back to check it out wontcha!

I think they came to my attention through an email with regards to the site and after a few dates we finnaly hit one and agreed to do the shoot at a show flat of one of their friends in the Docklands in the East side of London. They seemed like a quiet but friendly sort of couple and like a lot of Europeans you never know what u are going to get from them as a result but like a lot of Europeans I have worked with Corrinna and Andy did not disappoint and deliverd a nice scene withthem fondling, kissing and groping in front of the mirror before Andy stripped her down slowly exposing and fondling her nice natural non enhanced tits. (So refreshing to download real puppies these days) .

Andy went down on her licking her ho..and so he should, your missus films you with your cock in other chicks pussies and mouths dude. Lick dat vagina boy! Mush! Mush! Andy loves it anyway, and Corinna too by the look on her face. She sucked his dick to full mast before they moved to the bed where she lay down and he slid his old dude in her, popping his head in and out toying with her as she gasped and sighed with pleasure, looking into each others eyes deeply forgetting I was even there, which was cool. I like being part of the wall paper sometimes it has its benefits. Not unlike being a wild life movie maker with a telephoto lense in the jungle filming from the distance while the animals are unaware of your presence.in this case, they were just in that zone where nothing around them mattered but them and the pleasure theywere giving each other as Andy fucked her doggy style and she turned around to taste her vag on his peen. Theres something real horny about girls doing pussy to mouth. Then she sat on him for awhile as he pumped into her pussy groping and fondling her puppies as he banged away then she wanked his weiner into her mouth again before laying on her back where he pounded away into her again, both looking deeply into each others eyes for quite some time giving me pleany of time to get the action covered from different angles as he built up to climax, pulling out and shooting his jizz into her mouth as she dutifully moved forward to catch as much asshe could in her mouth but getting some on her boobies as well and like any dutiful and loving wife, she gave his bell end a good suck before leaning back to let me download the mess he left on her.

Like I said, a amazing couple and we’ll be seeing more of their escapades in the coming months as I’ve already bough t a bunch of shoots they’ve done together and I’ve singled out a special shoot for our 100th addition to this site so keep coming back to check it out wontcha!

I’m near Derby in the midlands to video Clair and Adrian for the second time as the first time it didn’t work out too well because he was too nervous…or maybe self conscious or both even after he confessed to hating being filmed or photographed (huh???) I think his inability to perform hurt his pride as it would any dude. The women always have it easy. I reassured him that I believed he could do it but he really took it hard on himself that I came all the way from London for nothing. Not on my part actually. I was quite happy to treat thIs as a meet and greet over a cup of tea and dunkies and get to know them a bit in person and come back as I did the week after Monica and Richard in Alicante. I was really hoping he wouldn’t quit as I thought they were a good looking couple that should be seen on this site. Perfect even that they are a normal couple in a relationship and being a famil y unit too. So I went my way and about my business and called them the week before the shoot today which Adrian confirmed he felt he would be ok to do. After all. they had managed to do a video once before already and done ok on that.

I guess just even asking a boy if he is ok kind of throws some doubt and pressure on him prior to the shoot so I tried to keep everything very casual as if it was nothing and let the whole thing breathe the way it should. And indeed it did. Just like I knew it would. Then to my surprise, through conversation I found out they were swingers. I must admit to finding this appealing as I felt I might have been in with half a chance to shag his missus. I aint gonna lie, I think she is well fit. So Adrian if u are reading this, don’t take offence dude, this is a compliment. Of course my mama raised me with more manners than go to a mans house and grab up his lady, drink his beer and encroach on their hospitality but then you never know. Maybe one day.

For now though, Adrian was doing well enough without any intervention on my part as Clair danced around the pole showing off her body and giving him a show and a dance. He joined her by the pole eating her skank as she gyrated on the pole to slipping his cock in as she swung her legs up and held onto the pole suspended in mid air getting a right proper rogering before continuing on the sofa where he had her in missionary laid out before him, then doggy style where he introduced a dong to her arse as he fucked her before going underneath with her on top as he moved the dildo in and out of her arse as he continued fucking her obviously making her feel more full being stuffed in both holes as she was before doing her again in the doggy position and cumming in her vagina where I continued filming as his jizz dripped out of her onto the sofa. I was elated of course because I knew all along he could do it because they were the ones who sought me out to do this. Which is why I was convinced they could do it. I just love it when I’m right.

I filmed the couples talking to each other without them realising I was filming to capture the ambience of what it is really like and the natural progression to the sex mov with both couples fumbling their partners under the table to the inevitable fingering of pussies and blowjobs that ensued. Donna and Richard opted for the couch as Linda and Paul carried on in the kitchen on the work surface where after a bit of frigging Linda to a squirty climax, Paul rubbed his weiner on her sensitive pussy but instead of sliding it in he went straight for the anal instead as she wailed and moaned to his steady pranging? guy does she wail like she is loving it!

Donna and Richard aka Vinnie Bones (now an industry dude at the consent of his missus, named so because of his likeness to a certain ex footballer jizz hard man actor geezer&all heneeds is the bushy ebony eye brows and he’s away) were getting it on in a display of positions from missionary to 69 as they gave head to each other before Vinnie penetrated her in the doggy position. Linda and Paul came into the room and did a bit before they swapped partners as both guys got blowjobs and licked each others women out. Paul was the first 1 to come unable to hold back with Donna after she rode him, he pulled out and came all in her mouth as Vinny carried on fucking Linda as Paul and Donna took a break having an after shag *fag (*that’s smoking cigarettes to u nice American folk btw) in the kitchen.

Vinny decided he wanted to come in Lindas pussy and get his missus to lick it out after he banged his missus in the arse first and Linda licked her pussy at the same time, heightening her orgasm when she came. Vinnie resumed fucking Linda like a true champion in control of himself and pumped her pussy full of jizz as he fell flat exhausted on the floor. Linda stood up and let the cum drip out of her twat into Donnas mouth. Dude that was kinky! And another great shoot was had for Real Couples! Yay!

Jems and Jules are a pretty cool couple that I set off early to arrive in Wigan late…4 hundred miles of driving in a day and every mile was worth it for the film they gave me. Having done some research into Jems before I arrived on the day I was pleasantly surprised to find she had gone blonde and that despite being in the adult business of porn and pictures that she hadn’t totally gone bald in the nether regions below which was a nice change but typical of models, she doesn’t wear underwear, so keeping it real we just went with it.

I must say that I found them to be a really pleasant couple who were keen to get it on huge time for me and my camera and since Jules had a penchant for Jems feet, I encouraged him in his indulgences as I did Jems and the whole thing paid off really well. What I got was a really hot performance from both of them that could only be described as acrobatic by some of the things they did. There was some role playing going on through nasty talking which kept them both excited and a lot of interaction and eye contact to keep the psychology and chemistry between them fuelled from the moment Jules whipped off her trousers to expose her nicely rounded arse and buried his face deep in her pink slit, licking her out and spreading her arse cheeks to rim her hot puckered arse hole. There was no lying about it, they were both into each other.

Jules knew his stuff and was almost directing the scene as to how he wanted it seen (which is how it should be) by showing Jems best features to the camera before she turned to pull his trousers down and suck his already rigid boner, looking him in the eye the whole time as she repeatedly deep throated him, So deep in fact, I reckon she was trying to use her throat like a vag on his penis as he pulled out several times and she drooled all over it. I seized my chance to get a low angle of her plump boobs suspended and swinging around (I don’t know a dude alive who doesn’t love that).

Jules pushed her back and sunk his hard cock in her muff driving her wild by biting gently on her feet and sucking her toes before moving over to slip his cock between her tits where she poked her tongue out to flick it around his bell end. She turned around with her arse up in the air and he again nailed her doggy style before they moved the action to the stairs for a bit then back to the sofa and back on the floor in front of the fireplace where Jems with her back towards him arched her back leaning back to suck his cock which made her body look incredible with her puppies arched upright in the air. Jules nailed her mouth and fondled her fat orbs at the same time. I guess it was too much for him as she tongue penetrated his arse hole with a birds eye dl down at her tits and her feet (yes I know what you were up to Julesy mate) the sight of her pretty feet and her big tits sticking up and her face waiting for the imminent explosion of hot boy milk that was about to issue forth from the depth of his balls was just too much for him and he shot loads over her face and shoulder and she sucked his helmet swallowing the final spurt, licking her lips. Witnessing that kind of sexuality and documenting it was awesome…Like I said, well worth the 400 mile round trip and definitely a reason to be jolly.

Emma dressed up in white blouse/ school tie, hair in bunches school woman number which contradicted nicely her black lacy socks in shiny ebony high heels which Richard is fond of apparently. Me too. I thought Emma looked lovely that I don’t think I was supposed to admire her in that way but what Richard doesn’t know is our secret. Me you and 2,600 other members here right?…Doh!

I filmed them as I usually do having a chat standing around and smoking fags. I like this, it offers a glimpse into the world of Richard and Emma and shows how familiar they are as I got shots of Emmas bottom barely concealed by her lacy black knickers. She then started rubbing her pussy through her knickers provocatively, teasing Richard and telling him to get his dick out. She wanted to download him wank and before long, suitably riled up, Emma had his schlong in her mouth, happily slobbing away and flicker her tongue on his bell end. He scooped her up and carried her into the next room which was also a smaller lounge and placed her on the sofa where he returned the favour by licking her vag. Emma was loving it! Her vag was now gagging for penetration and she led him to the kitchen where she sucked his man meat to full rigidity before cocking her leg up on the kitchen work top for him to enter her. They built up pace as her breathing go t heavier and she breathed for him to fuck her long and deep. She turned around and dontinued fucking and kissing when Emma wanted her shoes and socks removed to have her toes sucked while she gets nailed on the kitchen surface. Richard obliged without hesitation. I noticed an elaborate tattoo on her foot that must have taken ages and must’ve been real painful to do but then I also think its hot how girls adorn their feet with jewellery and generally look after their appearance. I think a nice pair of legs and feet can be a seductive tool for women getting a mans attention.

Richard happily sucked on all her toes as he slided back and forth in her muff. Richard then sat down on a chair by the table as she mounted him and rode away before he got up and fucked her doggy style on the chair for a bit before they returned to the sofa where he pounded her for a bit before she got up and wanked him to climax in her mouth. What a couple! I’d sure like to work with them again. ..and a special thanks to Tammy Oldham for putting them in touch with me. Mwah-mwah!

Kaz B came to my attention through Faye Rampton who first met her at the BGAFD five party where she mysteriously disappeared for a while in the ladies and got it on with Kaz. Not bad for a lady who wasn’t doing porn then. U might even say this qualified her entry into “the adult business”. However Kaz wasn’t doing girl/ woman back then….well not officially anyway and now here she is with her fella James getting it on for Real Couples and what a cool friendly couple they are. U can tell by the pics they were having fun. It is interesting to note that they weren’t afraid to cross boundaries by reversing roles. JJ acted submissive to Kaz being dominant…just for a brief moment mind but at least she had the decency to give him a “reach around”. I love that saying. I first heard that in Full Metal Jacket and didn’t quite catch on at the time what it meant until a couple of years later. It all adds to the variety reflecting what couples do and was made all the more funnier when they were taking pictures of each other and Kaz assumed the role of a sleazy photographer taking advantage of the model.

I’m told that the couple have epic episodes of sex lasting for hours which would have been fun to document but what I got seemed indicative of the playful nature between them which kicked off with the usual tactile and passionate initiation of kissing then blowjob leading to vaginal penetration in doggy before Kaz positioned herself to give JJ a hands free blowjob/ tit wank combo between her ample boobs which JJ enjoyed for awhile before they resumed shagging in spoons, reverse cowgirl and finally missionary before JJ pulled out of Kaz pussy and pulled off to several powerful spurts that drenched her face and body. Just like she loves it apparently. Goes to show some couples like it the traditional porno way. After all, its not everyday they get to make a porn clip together. This being officially their second mov.. Okay, so I directed it a little bit which probably lends to some contrivance to the end product but everything else was really them and a nice video it was to make too.

I have incorporated a new approach to introducing these scenes by way of a not too intrusive interview with which I video the couples separately then intercut their answers. This makes the info they give come across as more interesting, spontaneous and you get a general feel for their personality. I will try to find new approaches but the questions are based on:

What kind of couple they are. How did you meet? What do you most like about your partner? And, whats the wildest thing they have done together</a.. Those who don’t care much for this sort of thing will no doubt move on to the next bit. The sex!

Natasha and Rohman had ideas of using baby oil which I encouraged but because we used a friends house, they declined. We did this because they didn’t want to shoot at their home where they share with other students and the day was far too sexy to be shooting in a hotel room. We would have died for sure, melting in a sweltering hot room.

Natasha and Rohman started off (as most couples do) kissing passionately and fondling while removing the clothes but I guess they were in express video making mode or this was really them. All in all though, they gave a very enthusiastic and dynamic performance as they expressed themselves sexually. Rohman was rock hard like any devoted partner should be when she stroked his trousers down. Va- dugudugudugudugud! is the onamatopeia that come to mind as his stick sprung out like a stiff ruler caught in a desk springboard stylee. Natasha set about sucking him off all the while looking into his eyes. For a moment, u can download they were in each others world. They then got down on the floor for a bit of 69 before seating Natasha on the sofa where Rohman inched his boner into her. They fucked away from the sofa to the chair in doggy style then doggy on the sofa, then standing up where I got some real good angles. Like any good wife, Natasha knew from his sounds when he was going to come without him saying it and spun around, his dick popping out of her , she gave him a couple of sucks before dutifully opening her mouth for the ball nectar she was about to receive. I guess regular porn enthusiasts will be disappointed but Natasha took Rohmans jizz into her mouth and swallowed it. I guess I could have stopped them to take pictures but hey, what the hell. They had a moment and I was privileged to document it. I love couples dude, they’re the best!