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Second shoot of the day and already I’m tired before arriving at the home of Carly and Mark in Ashford, for the third time in a few months to complete this mega epic home video for Real Couples. Those in the know may recognise Mark for his Capital Ride days under the pseudonym of Stan Muttley to Randolphs Shagnasty. To be honest, Carly has been on my to do list for a very long time now since meeting her in Brussells 2001 then on working with her recently on Sandies Wife Swap (which is a bit of a misnomer really) that I decided to bbok tem for Real Couples. The first time we managed to get through the pictures and start the video but due to my arriving late at the pub where we were supposed to meet, Mark got carried away and had one or two more than expected waiting for me. A week later, Mark performed okay but with the pressure in his head of failing me the previous week, failed to do a jizz shot.

Tonight, Mark cracked it and gave us the jizz shot to complete the video. The problem with shooting on three seperate occasions is the change of details, most noticeable was the change of sofa. However, I’m sure not too many people will notice this discrepancy and if u do, then shame on u. Seriously though, we cracked it in the end and the reason I was more persistent than usual is because I really wanted this couple on the site was because of who they are and what they represent to me and the industry we are in. Mark is no longer in the business side of it but he has still brought something to the table of note from previous years. Some may even recognise Carly for her work in The Cameo Collection.

The scneario was one that Mark and Carly wanted to play out the sub bitch wife, where he blindfolds her and chains her wrists and ankles to the door where he administers a few light strokes of the whip in training Carly to be submissive, then he releases her to see her masturbate with a heavy metal toy before ordering her to suck his cock to hardness so that he can fuck her vaginally, anally and rounds off cumming in her muff. This is the first shoot I’ve done that ran into three tapes but all in all, I think this will string together nicely.

Alexa and Andy live in a studio apartment. She’s a dream teen with a very nice rump that surely knows how to kiss. She’s tall, thin, and drives her dude wild. This scene gives just a glimpse into their sex life.

Damn! Just remembered I shot a Leah and Steve for Naughty Shorties three and if memory serves me well, Leah wasn’t her real name too. I shot todays couple in Billericay in Essex. I was quite surprised to find they were in their early 20’s and remember feeling a slight paranoia that Steve might not achieve (if you know what I mean) I say this because a lot of the younger guys maybe full of stamina and shag like maniacs possessed but it is usually the older male who is a bit more disciplined in getting the job done. Don’t believe me? Then take a look around. Most of the male performers are in their early to late 30’s. True, this maybe a coincidence but the reality of it makes sense to me.

I’ll be honest, this couple already had one shoot under their belts already with Barrys Mucky Videos. All things considered, Steve did a fair job on his girlfriend, an atrractive mixed raced young babe of 24. I admit, the pics before hand probably robbed something from the spontaneity I expected from the scene but then how hard can it be to shag your missus? I know now that it ain’t me but I think it was a culmination of things I hope that wouldnt echo the collapse of a shoot I did with a couple from Palmers Green which nearly ended up in a domestic fracas and very nearly them splitting up. I didn’t feel guilty since I there was clearly some history between this lady and gentlemen prior to their dispute over his failure to perform. Leah and Steve on the other hand had a few iffy moments which I hope u won’t pick up from the final edited version but I will say out of all fairness, they are a real couple, therefore, not expected to shag like regular porn performers but keep it real and this they did. I always have to remind myself of this. A commendable effort at best.