Rude MILF

Lucy and Matt are an attractive and good looking couple in their late 20’s. I discovered through conversation more about them and what they do for a living … and lets put it this way, I’ll never download Sir and Miss in the same way again, if you catch my meaning.

For what it was, they were a really nice and friendly couple who definitely into each other that doing a vid for them was a pleasure. I never even gave the possibility of failure a thought as my gut instinct has taught me now to recognise success when you dl it. To be honest I heard it in matts voice when he spoke to me, lively and friendly that didn’t btray any sense of nervousness you’d normally expect from someone doing a clip with their partner but then this wasn’t their first or second time, so they had experience already working for different producers, some more amateur than myself.

The only proviso I had for the mov that was to unfold was that they could use any where in their home they wanted byut I deliberately wanted them to hold back from using the bed. I just find beds for sex a bit boring and sex everywhere else on the furniture that bit more exciting. They found their cosy corner on the dining room table and chair which , may appear uncomfortable but once they got their groove on went all the way with it.

Roxanne is a lovely 19 year old Russian woman who is UK resident and married to Johnny. She came to my attention throughmy mate stationed in Prague. How she came to his attention is another matter, but there I was at my inbox and I was like…Yeah… She is nice. You know what I’m sayin? That aside, there was no fuss or muss and the couple came down to me in London as it wasn’t convenient to do a shoot at their place in Peterborough, so we chilled abit and went out for drinks at the nearest bar and chatted for a bit. Its good to have some social intercourse with new people so that you can suss each other out. It paid off.

By the time we got back to the hotel room, and started the stills, Johnny jumped in, boner prepared for action. And who could blame him with such a lovely wife as Roxanne who looked a bit too young to be a wife but a wife she is and that is what makes Real Couples so varied. Johnny had no problems rising to the occasion it seemed and loved all aspects of the shoot. Normally I feel stills robs a little from the rest of the shoot but oh no, not with Johnny, I think he could have gone on all day, though I feared at 1 point he was going to come too soon about five minutes into the video, the blowjob Roxanne was administering must have been that good cos it looked like he was about to come and by the time he slipped his dick into what looked like a very tight pussy, you could almost feel every stroke of it in her vag by his reactions… I mean I reckon he had problems just holding off. U see what can be achieved with the love of a good woman?! Yes they worked the room, nailed on the bed, on the dresser and in the bathroom as Johnny relished licking her out, she sucked him off and both were teasing each other with it.

You could tell from her giggles that he was just tormenting her but this was all good. Nothing too wild or kinky happened. Just good old fashioned, honest to goodness sex going on. But give them a chance, they are in the first 6 months of marriage… We’ll look forward to the next few years when their sexual shenanigans will explore new depravities as they push the limits to further extremes… I can almost see it in my minds eye now. Its text book. Lets just hope I am around to capture this hot couple again in the not too distant future when that happens, but for what it was right now, it was refreshing to dl such a young, beautiful woman like Roxanne and Johnny agreeing to do porn in the first place and believe me, I don’t think I’m the only 1 to appreciate that… Wouldn’t u agree?

Short of Matt being a bit nervous within himself, He had no problems keeping it up with Gemma, Ah, the love of a good lady, it triumphs over anything & Especially if she delivers a amazing blow job. I couldn’t help but admire Gemma for having such nice plump natural boobies. Thankfully Matt didn’t mind as he knew this to be true anyway.

I kicked off the video with them playing darts to take the pressure off them a small bit. The first clip is always the most awkward to do but also the most interesting from a fly on the wall point of dl but meanwhile I had to let them segue naturally into it and I thought the outcome was really good.

They snogged (kissed) on the sofa for a for bit to get their groove on and just took it away as I worked around them getting my shots and every now and again throwing a comment in to make sure they felt they were doing fine. If it got too quiet they may have thought I backed into a dark corner to crack one off the wrist dribbling like a bug eyed pervert in an electric chair&But no, I’m far too professional for all that. I’m more than just your common garden variety pervert pornographer. I am a human wild life documentary video maker as I filmed them kissing, Matt fingered her pussy as Gemma wanked his man meat to hardness then he went down on her and got her breathing and heart rate going with some, what appeared to be, jolly good cunnilingus. Gemma returned the favour by noshing on his knob for a fair while before Matt eased it into her tight vag and shagged for a bit on the sofa before moving the action to the bedroom where it was more comfortable on the bed where Matt jammed 2 fingers up her arse as she waxed lyrical on his bell end with her mouth and toungue before climbing on board for a wild ride, Matt spreading her cheeks wide so I could vid his tool going in and out of his girlfriends deliciously pink snatch.

I followed them back into the lounge where Gemma laid back over the head rest of the sofa as he slipped some beads up her arse and wanked himself to extra hardness to replace the beads with his cock and pounded away as if his life depended on it until he could take no more and climbed over the sofa after pulling out to get himself in a suitable position to tug himself off with several spurts of hot jizz on her face and mouth. Gemma lovingly sucked his cock clean, and licked her fingers too. Hot damn! I was very impressed with them too and their nervous first time energy only added that interesting ambience that culminated in a nice shoot.

Well it isn’t even the end of the year yet and for the month of December it was certainly a grand sun shiny day to shoot. Just as well really. As I arrive at Natalies flat I was pre-warned that she might need sheets to cover the windows as the neighbour across the way can download in…and often do. Now, if I was a neighbour I’d be doing the next best thing- filming them from across the road and dude does this couple put on a show.

As they got into the thick of their rampant crazed lust for each other, the heat in the room went up 10 fold and saw all of us sweating like rubber coated perverts at a peep show. But we’ll get right back to that in a bit. I’ve known of Natalie for quite some time now and finally met her in the flesh the night of the UK Adult Producers party in White Chapel where a mere 24 hours preceding this I got an email from a photographer who gave me the heads up that Real Couples was being discussed and that maybe I should shoot Natalie with her current fella who was actually at the party with her too and what a good looking fella he was too…I aint gay or anything just quoting the truth. This is an important factor because Natalie assured me she was going to rinse his every being of precious boy juices in every which way possible and I could see by the mischievous flashing in her eyes she weren’t joking either as I fished about what would I expect…edging my way around what kind of kinkiness I can get out of htis mov. Natalie is way ahead of the game and just reassured me by saying…”Terry, I said every-thing”

I’m privileged to be invited on 1 of those 2 weeks, so I know its something special and from what they told me, something they have been looking forward to for over a month now since they got in touch with me. They also knew what they wanted to do and how they wanted to be seen in the mov but I think as it unfolded, due to their keenness, those ideas soon went out the window.

The one thing that made my ears stand up to attention…(followed by something else hereafter) was that they had a keen interest in watersports so we talked about that for awhile and I found out that Beatrix has a fetish for it and enquired about doing it with girls also…I’ll state that despite the porn star name, Beatrix has only done 1 other video for an arm chair amateur with her fella and mainly does girl/girl which at this point I have Peter Marriot to thank indirectly for steering Beatrix my way…Thanks Pete!

Anyway, the obvious reason why we are shooting in a small hotel room (thank god for wide angle lenses!) is because we can’t shoot in their dorms on campus…for what it was worth and how it turned out, we could’ve done this but I guess the stranger turning up with a jizz of equipment was going to direct attention on them somehow.

Holly and Scott was put my way by my webmaster at Real Couples and on my initial contact by phone, Holly expressed interest in doing a mov with 3 or 4 other guys. That would have been great but would have posed a few questions that demanded answers that were outside my control. In short organising a shoot of this nature could go one of 2 ways. I wasn’t comfortable about taking that risk and groups shoots are awkward at the best of times. Had she known the guys beforehand it might have swayed me so we ditched that idea.

As it stood, today was their first official video shoot outside of their own home made gonzo efforts. Apparently 2 of their tapes were destroyed in a heated argument. Such a ashame as we would have benefited further by including a preview with commentary during the film. Oh well, I guess that baton goes to another couple.

Holly and Scott are proper amateurs in my thinking. Pure and untainted by porn politics and it is with this I expect them to be a bit shy with anticipation making their first scene. Walking into uncharted territory and all that. Normally it would be the dude but Scott was totally fine, it was Holly who was the more insecure of the two as she was feeling unsexy but at the same time wanted to make the video. I’m sure the money might have been a central motivation but lets face it, its not really everything in making the decision to jump in the deep end and get ones kit off and bits out to do something intimate for a strangers camera is is? I was patient and understanding and to be fair Holly did give me wood (which is a good sign in itself) but she was hindering her fella who was bordering on rock hard and floppy because her mood was switching side to side. 1 moment she was giving him a hot blowjob, next she was saying he is sweating more than usual (huh?)…Course he’s sweating. He’s turned on. Revved up to go and make a porn video with his missus. I took time to explain to her that she has to help him to help her to help me make my clip for them. Yes, this is more team work than u realise..

Jems and Jules are a pretty cool couple that I set off early to arrive in Wigan late…4 hundred miles of driving in a day and every mile was worth it for the film they gave me. Having done some research into Jems before I arrived on the day I was pleasantly surprised to find she had gone blonde and that despite being in the adult business of porn and pictures that she hadn’t totally gone bald in the nether regions below which was a nice change but typical of models, she doesn’t wear underwear, so keeping it real we just went with it.

I must say that I found them to be a really pleasant couple who were keen to get it on huge time for me and my camera and since Jules had a penchant for Jems feet, I encouraged him in his indulgences as I did Jems and the whole thing paid off really well. What I got was a really hot performance from both of them that could only be described as acrobatic by some of the things they did. There was some role playing going on through nasty talking which kept them both excited and a lot of interaction and eye contact to keep the psychology and chemistry between them fuelled from the moment Jules whipped off her trousers to expose her nicely rounded arse and buried his face deep in her pink slit, licking her out and spreading her arse cheeks to rim her hot puckered arse hole. There was no lying about it, they were both into each other.

Jules knew his stuff and was almost directing the scene as to how he wanted it seen (which is how it should be) by showing Jems best features to the camera before she turned to pull his trousers down and suck his already rigid boner, looking him in the eye the whole time as she repeatedly deep throated him, So deep in fact, I reckon she was trying to use her throat like a vag on his penis as he pulled out several times and she drooled all over it. I seized my chance to get a low angle of her plump boobs suspended and swinging around (I don’t know a dude alive who doesn’t love that).

Jules pushed her back and sunk his hard cock in her muff driving her wild by biting gently on her feet and sucking her toes before moving over to slip his cock between her tits where she poked her tongue out to flick it around his bell end. She turned around with her arse up in the air and he again nailed her doggy style before they moved the action to the stairs for a bit then back to the sofa and back on the floor in front of the fireplace where Jems with her back towards him arched her back leaning back to suck his cock which made her body look incredible with her puppies arched upright in the air. Jules nailed her mouth and fondled her fat orbs at the same time. I guess it was too much for him as she tongue penetrated his arse hole with a birds eye dl down at her tits and her feet (yes I know what you were up to Julesy mate) the sight of her pretty feet and her big tits sticking up and her face waiting for the imminent explosion of hot boy milk that was about to issue forth from the depth of his balls was just too much for him and he shot loads over her face and shoulder and she sucked his helmet swallowing the final spurt, licking her lips. Witnessing that kind of sexuality and documenting it was awesome…Like I said, well worth the 400 mile round trip and definitely a reason to be jolly.

Emma dressed up in white blouse/ school tie, hair in bunches school woman number which contradicted nicely her black lacy socks in shiny ebony high heels which Richard is fond of apparently. Me too. I thought Emma looked lovely that I don’t think I was supposed to admire her in that way but what Richard doesn’t know is our secret. Me you and 2,600 other members here right?…Doh!

I filmed them as I usually do having a chat standing around and smoking fags. I like this, it offers a glimpse into the world of Richard and Emma and shows how familiar they are as I got shots of Emmas bottom barely concealed by her lacy black knickers. She then started rubbing her pussy through her knickers provocatively, teasing Richard and telling him to get his dick out. She wanted to download him wank and before long, suitably riled up, Emma had his schlong in her mouth, happily slobbing away and flicker her tongue on his bell end. He scooped her up and carried her into the next room which was also a smaller lounge and placed her on the sofa where he returned the favour by licking her vag. Emma was loving it! Her vag was now gagging for penetration and she led him to the kitchen where she sucked his man meat to full rigidity before cocking her leg up on the kitchen work top for him to enter her. They built up pace as her breathing go t heavier and she breathed for him to fuck her long and deep. She turned around and dontinued fucking and kissing when Emma wanted her shoes and socks removed to have her toes sucked while she gets nailed on the kitchen surface. Richard obliged without hesitation. I noticed an elaborate tattoo on her foot that must have taken ages and must’ve been real painful to do but then I also think its hot how girls adorn their feet with jewellery and generally look after their appearance. I think a nice pair of legs and feet can be a seductive tool for women getting a mans attention.

Richard happily sucked on all her toes as he slided back and forth in her muff. Richard then sat down on a chair by the table as she mounted him and rode away before he got up and fucked her doggy style on the chair for a bit before they returned to the sofa where he pounded her for a bit before she got up and wanked him to climax in her mouth. What a couple! I’d sure like to work with them again. ..and a special thanks to Tammy Oldham for putting them in touch with me. Mwah-mwah!

Kaz B came to my attention through Faye Rampton who first met her at the BGAFD five party where she mysteriously disappeared for a while in the ladies and got it on with Kaz. Not bad for a lady who wasn’t doing porn then. U might even say this qualified her entry into “the adult business”. However Kaz wasn’t doing girl/ woman back then….well not officially anyway and now here she is with her fella James getting it on for Real Couples and what a cool friendly couple they are. U can tell by the pics they were having fun. It is interesting to note that they weren’t afraid to cross boundaries by reversing roles. JJ acted submissive to Kaz being dominant…just for a brief moment mind but at least she had the decency to give him a “reach around”. I love that saying. I first heard that in Full Metal Jacket and didn’t quite catch on at the time what it meant until a couple of years later. It all adds to the variety reflecting what couples do and was made all the more funnier when they were taking pictures of each other and Kaz assumed the role of a sleazy photographer taking advantage of the model.

I’m told that the couple have epic episodes of sex lasting for hours which would have been fun to document but what I got seemed indicative of the playful nature between them which kicked off with the usual tactile and passionate initiation of kissing then blowjob leading to vaginal penetration in doggy before Kaz positioned herself to give JJ a hands free blowjob/ tit wank combo between her ample boobs which JJ enjoyed for awhile before they resumed shagging in spoons, reverse cowgirl and finally missionary before JJ pulled out of Kaz pussy and pulled off to several powerful spurts that drenched her face and body. Just like she loves it apparently. Goes to show some couples like it the traditional porno way. After all, its not everyday they get to make a porn clip together. This being officially their second mov.. Okay, so I directed it a little bit which probably lends to some contrivance to the end product but everything else was really them and a nice video it was to make too.

It was suggested to me that I would get a really good video out of Suzie and Mark as it was Mark who brought the best out in Suzie (and vice versa it seems). Lolly wasn’t kidding in her assumption. I couldn’t have hoped for more proof that these two were a committed couple in love for the amount of pics of them scattered throughout their home and to think when they first met each other neither 1 of them would have known the outcome. You’ll have to listen to their interview to know what I mean when I say this.

Being the sly small dog I am I began filming their regular playful chit chatty moment. I mean referring to your genitalia with names has got to be high on the saccharine levels of couples mushiness as you can get, but I loved it for all the reality I could milk out of it. It took a while before we got to the part u are all here for: To dl them get rump nekkid and in action. Mark, forever the gentleman that he is licked Suzies vag and I watched as she melted in pleasure on the seat she was sitting on. By the time she got his wang out and in her chops, you could dl the lust on her face like a dog with a juicy bone. Mark got the cling vid out and went to town, wrapping her up and getting themselves all tangled up in it before moving the action to the couch where the cling video was still part of their sexual congress. I was pretty convinced by Suzie coming from a hard pounding. There’s just no lying about this young babe. She responds so well to sex like her body is a finely tuned engine.

They then continued the action on the stairs where I got some great angles as Mark pummelled her adorable lil vag to another shuddering orgasm, riding her hard further to his own climax pumping his dude tubby in her muff. Suzie was all conscious of it dripping out of her and onto the stairs that she held her hand underneath rounding off a very delightful and energetic performance which throughout all my time working with Mark, I would put down to being one of his finest and crowning moments. Sure, Mark might have brought the best out of Suzie but she sure as hell looked good doing it too.