Rude MILF

This is the first time I’ve been offered a couple by a UK agent that I actually took up. As it turned out Cyprus and Paul turned out great. They had the perfect blend of purity and sense of fun and mishief that I expect in a couple wanting to make a clip of their sexual event and are a lively couple who are crazy about each other and took the opportunity to do this shoot by the proverbial horns. The moment Paul called me on the phone the day before asking if we could do the shoot outdorrs and me hearing Cyprus with her bubbly nature squealing in excitement in the background I knew I was onto a winner before we even did the shoot.

Cyprus is a very attractive woman and even though Paul is considerably older, he is in real good shape and u can download the chemistry between this couple. They were just sizzling which was appropriate as it was a really nice day for them to shine and have mad fun and mad fun they had as we arrived at an old church ruin in the middle of a field in Milton Keynes and even though we had a good download all over the field I still had to be careful as u never know who was going to come by but that was the whole attraction of it. They kicked off by getting out of the car and Paul lay her on the bonnet of the car and ate her pusy before she gave him a bj then picked her up to lay her on her back on the back bonnet with her head back as he fucked her in the mouth with his penis then picked her up as she was upside down still sucking his wang as he ate her pussy.

Paul certainly loved Cyrpus dressing up in her sheer netted dark top with no bra on underneath and a short skirt. She wore soft shoes as high heels would’ve been a pain with all that clambering around we had to do. Not to mention the ducking and diving too when the occasional person happened along. As we moved away from the car we were more in the open therefore likely be caught…which added to the sheer naughtiness of doing this in the first place.

Still waters definitely run deep with this couple. I cant quite put my finger on it but I quickly formed an opinion they were very similar in obvious ways. They were quiet but not unfriendly and I suspect there were issues going on which determined them in their career to do porn together. They were a bit cagey about the jealousy issue regarding them working with other partners. Morgan admitted she does get jealous. Charlie just chose to not answer the question which he really did without answering it.

That aside, Morgan is very pretty with a darling of a figure and u can download mentally they are well into each other and share secrets too. Yes I say this because it is weird I can feel it even though its none of my business outside of what we are doing here. The fact they have agreed to let me clip them fuck is an honour enough for me and this they did with vigour.

I suspected Charlie wanted to let rip with something extreme but kind of held back but u dl flashes of those moments. I reckon the kind of sex thay have in private can be best described as psychological and I feel Morgan really likes it.

Morgan was really up for a lot more sexually but she was called in at the last moment because another couple couldn?t get out of their village because of the snowdrifts for the shoot. So Morgan couldn?t do as much as she had a huge Sunday roast just a few hours before?Jeez dude do I have to spell it out!? As it was our assistant had to pick Morgan and Charlie up because their car broke down as well 15 miles away.

I gotta say it was real nice seeing Michelle & Jay again. Its been quite a while since I shot them last for Real Couples and to tell u the truth, I wasn’t sure what shoot I wanted to do with them today whether it should go on Real Couples or One Dude Banned (my other site) even Michelle knew that I wasn’t really sure what I wanted and we spent so much time catching up on conversation on what was going on in our lives, me with Real Couples and her with the whole X Factor thing and (well everybody knows already) her having a baby. I have to say this…Michelle is still sexy!

My first impression on seing them after so long was Jay looked like he had lost weight (he has) and Michelle was more little than I last saw her..or I was a bigger fat bastard than I thought, perish the thought. It turned out she wasn’t wearing high heels which is why she was so ickle because she was wearing flip flops because she painted her nails up all nice for the foot fetish stuff we were about to do today.

It seems I’m not the only 1 to notice Michelle has pretty feet. They are petite and adorable and hearing the cries of various fans of Miss Thorne from yonder and around the way I decided to act on them when I feel I haven’t exploited this underrated aspect of her beauty and whatever I was going to do today it had to have her feet in it somehow. It turns out Jay likes her feet too but not necessarily in a fetishy way or anything. Nice feet are like nice tits- theres only so much you can do with them after u get turned on …well, you insert point a into point b. A fetish is usually something u can get off with to completion by focussing onto that 1 thing. Nice feet, nice arse, legs and boobies and a pretty face are all but part of a whole package which Michelle is blessed with and I for 1 feel honoured that she has done some sterling scenes for me with Jay of which this is the third time.

Call me shallow but one of the most interesting things I noted being here in Prague is the near zero absence of boob jobs. Everywhere I went, on the street, in the supermarket and the bars (yeah I did a bit of cruising around in between shoots in my near three days there). I noticed this because my cock was letting me know by saying: hey buddy- u paying attention up there! Look at the jiggle in dem tiddies! It was the subtlety of it all I found real sexy…Real natural boobies straining against tops, mammaries spilling over…Girls couldn’t even hide their assets in woolly jumpers. All the couples on my trip have had impressively attractive breasts and by no means least of them was Kate Jones. Thing is I think guys who are used to seeing breasts like these everyday just take them for granted. There doesn’t seem to be much titty play in videos I notice these days but then to quote one performer who didn’t care much for such things real or enhanced, they’re just there. What do u do with them apart form a small suck, twiddle and tit wank?…Well my dear friend, you can do many sexy things with a pair of ample breasts….hell you could make a whole feature out of tits alone. Russ Meyer made a damn good living out of tits. But I digress.

My final shoot here was not going to be a straightforward 1 and as I like to have a bit of a chin wag with the couples before hand I had to do this through Karls girlfriend Lucie but talking aside, the one language everyone understands is sex and this they did fluently as they sucked , penetrated and licked across the sofa and the bed after Kate kicked off proceedings by putting on a solo show playing with her vag as Lucas played with this dick watching her. This was a highly personal place to start but Europeans have no qualms about such things…well not as much as us Brits would and this was a good place as any to film what was about to ensue. Lucas walked over to the bed and ate her out as she returned the favour at the same time keeping each other occupied and alternated by kissing each other occasionally. Hot stuff. Tasting each other through kissing! Heady stuff for voyeurs. Nothing by the book about this couple where passion was concerned. They found their moment palying with each other for awhile and I quite liked the build up as when they were good and prepared there was no going back. Lucas had a hard on with a mission and Kates pussy was wet and ready for a good pounding as she gasped, writhed and moaned with each thrust occasionally pulling out to taste her wet slut on his peen. They fucked for a bit more when Lucas turned his attention to licking her arse hole and stimulating her vagina at the same time, not missing a beat.

By the time he sunk his weiner into her arse inch by throbbing inch, Kates eyes seemed to roll inside her head as she gasped and took each thrust slowly in and out gaining momentum as her arse hole opened up to his cock. They banged in a couple of positions on the sofa before moving the action to the bed where seeing her body writhing and boobies jiggling furiously in all their splendour (there he goes with thte puppies again) Lucas tugged out to put his boner in her vag and pumped away furiously as he came deep inside her. Kate kept her legs open wide as her pink pussy pursed open and jizz seeped out of it and it is with this in mind I wrapped up and was outta there on my way to the airport with the indelible imprint of Kate Jones magnificent jugs jiggling around in my mind. Dude these European ladies are something else. I really like coming out here to Prague.

Kaia and Merlin were brought to my attention by Vinnie Bones as he has come to be known now as he is a regular working dude in the UK porn industry. I got the pics through and we had the usual telephone conversation and I agreed to book them a hotel as they were going to be in London for the period the shoot was to take place. Besides it wasn’t convenient to do a shoot at their place in Preston.

On the day I met them at the hotel I booked for them. we went up to the room and thought they were a bit stand off-ish. Undetered I ignored it as some of my best shoots have started off with this unfamiliar silence which I put down to the long drive and suggested they have a few hours to chill out and rest and I could come back, after all they were booked in for the night anyway.

Kaia seemed so uneasy about something that she prompted they would rather get on with it so I thought I’d try the direct approach by asking what the problem was and she told me she found the whole thing sleazy…Which really threw me as they knew what we were doing and I booked this place for them which, ok its not the Savoy but its a decent room with an en suite bathroom in a three star hotel. Then she proceeded to explain that shooting porn itself was sleazy. Them doing it was sleazy. Ok. I cant disagree that a bit of sleaze, if we should be honest is the ingredient for us to indulge our ebony desires. It makes the whole thing salacious, mischievous and how can something that feels so nice be so wrong? Then she explained they had a rather unpleasant encounter with another photographer and producer whom I was once familiar with and it all became clear. I don’t do any of that naked hugs and touchy feely stuff…well, not unless I’m invited to anyway. It seems this sort of thing left her cold and thinking the whole porn industry was like this.

Kirsty and Chris came to my attention through Lara, 1 half of another couple featured on here who both seemed as keen as beans to do their very first vid shoot never having even done it for themselves. After a bit of time talking to them, the day came and I was driving to meet them in person where they live in Swansea.

I arrived to meet a rather attractive couple with a bit of an age gap between them. Kirsty is 21 and Chris is about 30 something. Both have been together for some time now before getting together the past year or so and they’ve been discovering things together as couples usually do and one of those things is swinging which they both enjoy enormously. The reason behind them doing a mov stemmed from this. They have had sex in front of complete strangers and found they really enjoyed it. I think this was more Chris idea and Kirsty agreed to it with a mischievous grin. Chris soon found out performing on a movie was not quite the same as fucking in front of people watching. I was there to make a video so wasn’t sure if I was supposed to be turned on and having a fiddle with me knob doing so. I’m a professional and don’t do such things….well I would’ve cos Kirsty was real adorable but it was far at the back of my mind and could’ve had a different outcome. For the best or worse who knows. But when you are getting to know each other you don’t really take that chance. I mean its something that could either rock your world and make u wake up to how sleazy the porn industry can be. I prefer the more civilised approach and considered it rude. Not that I hadn’t thought of it if it was to aid their vid making experience.

So they are getting it on in the first act of the video where Kirsty settles down with her glass of beer feeling awkward as its her first time so I kind of prompt the proceedings by goading Chris on who really didn’t need much prompting as he went straight for her pussy, pulling her knickers aside and gave her vag a good lashing with his tongue as she bucked, moaned and writhed around, and forced his head into her vag as if suffocating him. Chris wasn’t complaining.

Some of you may have been caught doing the last bits of shopping prior to Christmas while others had already started drinking an making merriment in their own way. Rio and David are 1 such couple.

I met Rio way back in October on a trip in Portugal where it came up in conversation about what I do. Her eyes flashed a mischievous interest but I wasn’t sure she was actually going to follow through until I hung out in her room to speak to her partner David all the way back in England at the ungodly hour of two in the morning, where I can imagine he was all bleary eyed with sleep to have his girlfriend excitedly ask him: Honey, how do you want to do a vid for Real Couples? U watch, Rios motive might have been because she badly wanted to fuck a dude in the arse with a strap on. I said, @Girl, u can do whatever you bothdamn weel want. Just make it hot!’

November rolled by and December came around and I thought I’d give them a call to which they decided after seeing the site that they wanted to go ahead with it and booked the date and there I was, at their place south of the London river. We discussed what they wanted to do and I told them they could be as wild and nasty as they wanna be. Its their show and I don’t censor couples…well, short of some strange voodoo rituals involving human sacrifices maybe..but even then (ha ha- just kidding).

You must understand that Rio and David have sex at Olympian proportions, fucking amongst other things for up to 3 days without sleep. I wont even go into how they do that. I mean once I’ve shot me jizz , I roll over, fart and go to sleep like most normal folk…Ha ha just kidding again. Really. But yes, they paid the price for their vice by walking around sore and stinging for over a week.

I found this really nice couple on the BGAFD. For those of you who don’t know what that is it is a forum where people from fans, producers and models converge and discuss things related to porn in the UK and beyond. I approached Honeys request with an invitation to be on this here site with her fella and once they gave me the greenlight I high tailed it all the way down to the beach town of Brighton and pah-yow here she is. All dressed up for the occasion in her Santa outfit which was totally their idea by the way.

They are a pleasant and friendly couple and I would describe that being this is their second video ever I would say I got that type of mov. Its funny but some couples have no problems getting nude and having sex but they still express themselves in a way where they don’t give too much away. This isn’t a bad thing, just an observation. I feel that deep down Honey and Marcus are a lot wilder than they have let on here but no amount of explaining what I do would have got this out of them but the interesting thing is, this video was very much them anyway, made quintessentially more that Marcus shagged his missus with his socks on! This for me is very funny because it is a very british thing to do which gave this movie that bit more character.

Honey warmed Marcus up by getting him in the mood by undressing him as if she was unwrapping a present, his hard man meat standing to attention which she dutifully sucked in appreciation before he sat her down on the sofa and licked away happily at her shaven vag before Honey got the toys out and placed a penis ring with flashing lights on his ding-a-ling (hey I’m keeping things festive here) as he worked a rampant rabbit vibrator in her vag pushing the ears of it to stimulate her clit. Now suitable wet, he worked a massive ebony dildo in her muff and dude that looked big in her! They kept each other on the boil kissing and working the dong in and out as Marcus remained rock hard throughout, pulling the dong out to sink his penis in place of the gaping hole left behind of the dildo.

Jimmy is a jammy git and he knows it. You know why? Unlike some of the couples who I’ve shot here in this fair city of Prague, Jimmy isn’t in the business of performing for porn flicks. Hell Jimmy looks like a rebel biker which probably is what appealed to Jennifer about him. So Jimmy is a jammy git that he tugged a hot chick like Jennifer Max but Jimmy is a cool dude too. Rather than keep his missus all to himself he graciously allowed us to see her in all her naked glory and wind us up all the more by being the boy to shag his girlfriend for us all to see….Just to remind us what a jammy git he is. loving and attentive partner like Jennifer Max.

I however was honoured they should do this video for me as I had to squint a couple of times knowing I’ve seen Jennifer someplace and then it hit me….some of the UK mags under a different name! Jennifer is a very attractive, ebony skinned 20 something that not untypical of the girls in this region has a beautiful body and tits to die for but the real beauty in Jen Jen is in the way she moves; enthusiastic and with lots of hot eye contact thatmakes you wish you was the boy at the other end of that cock as she sucks and rolls her tongue over his helmet, Jimmy got her in the mood with a bit of tongue lashing to the fanny (oops sorry pussy) region. Suitably rigid, he whips it out and she has a good old nosh on it over the dining room table before he gets her into a suitable position to slide and glide the old stud in her vip area where they rocked the casbah for a bit, changing positions as if to say- Hey look at me! Look at my boner in my beautiful girlfriend! She’s all mine y’know’… before laying her flat on her back over the table and a couple of thrusts of his old chap pulls out to postion himself over her wide open mouth, tongue poking out and coughs up the old baby gravy all over her chops and she licks it up and swallows it down like a good trooper. Yes every home should have a loving and attentive partner like Jennifer Max.

Thanks to this lovely couple for sharing the love here at Real Couples.

From the moment Keira got on the sofa to suck her fellas cock which I exploited some very extreme angles to make it look obscenely large (not that it weren’t plump to begin with) before sticking it in her arse inside of two minutes I knew we were going to be on a ride where I didn’t know where it would lead to except to say it would end in a jizz shot that not even I knew where because 1 thing I try to avoid with this line is the stereotypical end shot where the guys pull out and tug off their dude juice over the ladies tongue out waiting upturned face. Don’t get me wrong if the couples are into this then this is the way we go. For some doing videos is a rare opportunity for them to get this indulgence but not so appropriate in a real life setting.

Not one to censor couples if they get a tiny left field, there was a point when Lee stroked a knife out to her throat which kind of got me nervous but still excited because I was filming a couple who were now in their zone at the exclusion of all others. I can imagine that they must have epic sessions from time to time and no doubt punctuate their relationship with tender loving other times. You can tell just being around them how comfortable they are. It was more a question of unlearn what you have learned which I brought up in our conversation before hand because as a producer they were hoping to do what ever I wanted them to do, and this is not how it was to be I explained to them. They even asked me how hard can they go? As hard as u fucking want to or if u want to do soft and vanilla, this is cool with me also.

They were charged mentally for sex, it didn’t matter to them where they went. Lets put it this way, for how the shoot went, you couldn’t script real life 30 minutes from now and that is the journey we were to go on up to an hour after shooting. It was hot, fraught with psychology, sweaty. Keira was dripping….I love a woman who sweats and her make up running down her face. There was no pattern to what they did, a kiss here, a slap there (from both parties may I add) some domestic battle of wills whose the daddy/ mummy stuff. It was so real for me I didn’t have to be there..But it helps that I am very familiar with Keira and although this is my first time working with Lee I think he trusted me by being himself. I can download why Keira is with him for sure and it was definitely a high energy performance they both put in and 1 I hope they are proud of too.